Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Password selection rules
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Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...