Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
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The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
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Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...