Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...