What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...