Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...