Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....