It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.