Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...