Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...