The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...