Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...