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What do the Chinese call a 69?
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A woman’s dictionary
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Salad
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What type of prize did you win?
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Wrong card
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Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
A light meal!
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Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...