You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...