Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...