No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...