Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”