Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...