If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....