Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...