Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...