Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...