Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...