Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...