Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...