Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...