The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...