GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...