Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...