Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...