If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...