Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...