A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Is Windows a Virus
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Evolution of Mom
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Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
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When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...