A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...