Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...