Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...