Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...