Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...