Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...