Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...