Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...