Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!