Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
10 Signs Your Broker …..
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Merry…ied talk
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A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...