Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Give 100% at Work
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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
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To the Dump
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The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Steal little things
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The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...