Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...