Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.