Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...