Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...