Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...