Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...