The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”