How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....