How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!